The outcome of a submission doesn’t usually leak into my dreams, but last night I dreamt about my Spice Briefs submissions, and this is what happened:
I checked my e-mail and a lavender-wrapped scroll (sort of like a Tampax Pearl lite-days tampon) fell onto my keyboard. I reached for it and woke up…because I needed to use the bathroom.
Ridiculous, obnoxious subconscious.
In less nocturnal news, I think I’ve forgotten how to write a novel. Is it ok to have twelve scene breaks in a single chapter?? Do I need to visit the how-to-write-a-book section of the library this weekend? What do you do when you’ve forgotten the basics like how many POVs are acceptable and how many pages to a chapter?