So we can cut you up and find a more appropriate name for you. One that doesn’t read like a 32-year-old former online gamer’s AOL screenname…you know, the one he’s had since he was 17 and first found the Interwebs and GreenDragonInn.
I blame Dayna Hart for this. Ever since she mentioned in passing that she assigns type# names to characters who appear without a name, I’ve been doing it. The villain in my vampire WIP is known simply as EVIL ASIAN VAMPIRE and now I have this skank (not in the vampire WIP) known as DARKELF1.
AJ, forewarning that you might start seeing dream monsters crop up as DREAMGOBLIN1, 2 AND 3.
This is what happens to me when I’m too into the prose-expulsion that I can’t be bothered to stop and find a name. Tell me what you do in such instances.