Okay, really, I wanted to smack him. My palm ITCHED to smack the crap right out of him.
Who you ask?
A former co-worker. He is young, like super young, youngest the 911 center ever hired young. The fact that he is 6’7″ and legal to vote does not take away that he is a baby.
Like walking fetus, get me?
Anyway, he stopped by the house to chit chat which normally I like and he does a few times a month. He is funny and the kind of old fashioned mannered KID that I like. I hope my sons grow up as polite. But if they are this…STUPID, I will paddle their hind ends!!
Things my embryonic ex-coworker has said to me in the past month.
13- Have you heard of ZZ Top? My mother likes them so I thought you might.
12- George Carlin? Who is that? What seven words?
11- Telly Savalas? Huh?
10- What’s a Fonzie?
9- You saw Jaws? In a theater? Wow.
8- Stamps were a dime?!?!
7- Tianamen Square? Where is that?
6- Johnny Carson? Wasn’t that ‘Walk the Line’ movie about him?
5- Some one shot the pope?
4- He asked how could you learn anything before Google?
3- He had no idea Iran once held Americans hostage.
2- He has never used a BOTTLE OPENER! I asked him to hand me the church key and he went waaaaaa?
1- I was singing along with the radio and mentioned it was the theme for my prom. He said “I heard that the other day on one of those Time Life Collection things.”
Shit, I feel old.